The crafts and the works of artisans are the purest and most difficult things I know, but carving a spoon is easy—that’s how my grandfather made it out to be.

See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil.

Dracula : Listen, people, I g et it. Twilight made vampires look so  hot, and you think Dracula is going to be just like Edward, this sad, b r ooding, hunk of a man who just needs a little bit of your loving to be good again. And if you thought that, stop right there. Dracula is NOT HOT. The only thing redder than your neck after a night with him is the flag waving right above his head. HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT CONSENT IS. In the original books, he bit Mina Harker three times and doesn't take...