New Years Resolutions for Fictional Characters

Katniss Everdeen

"New Year’s–a tradition that once belonged to those in the Capital, or so it was. Freedom, Peeta, our children–too much was sacrificed for such simple things. Therefore, we must push on; no shallow vow that will be broken in a week will suffice."

-Emily Shue

Ted Mosby

"This New Year's, I'm going to kiss the love of my life under the fireworks. Doesn't matter where I am or who I'm around- the person I'm meant to be with is gonna be there."

-Jolene Tran

Luna Lovegood

"This year I’m going to finally convince my friends that Nargles are real and are here to steal from us all!"

-Selah Gonzalez

Duck from the Lemonade Stand

"I want to annoy as many people as possible about the greatness of grapes without letting the lemonade stand guy glue me to a tree."

-Selah Gonzalez

Hermione

"I hope next year gets better, after all the stress of the Triwizard Tournament and Ron's unnecessary anger at me. It's not my fault that he didn't ask me to the Yule Ball, It would be embarrassing to go alone, so when Krum asked me I had to say yes. I didn't know Ron was going to be soo angry. Whatever, all I need to do is focus on helping Harry win the Triwizard Tournament. I just need to ignore Ron's netheril behavior."

-Amanda Palmer

Wednesday

"New Year's Resolutions" are meaningless excuses for people to come up with goals they never intend to achieve. My mission is to find Enid and change her back from being a werewolf. I know I shouldn't worry so much about a girl who looks like a rainbow vomited on her hair but I still must find her."

-Amanda Palmer

Natasha Romanoff

"My New Year's Resolution is to finally go to therapy. I do not agree with the concept, nor do I think anyone needs to know my business. However, Clint keeps bugging me about going, saying that it will be good for me. The only thing good for me would be to steal a motorcycle and go see my sister, but unfortunately, due to circumstances, I can't. So, for Clint (even though it is really for Lila), I will AIM to try to go to therapy. No guarantees, though."

-Diya Chetty

Pinkie Pie

"This year I'm going to throw parties that are better than ever! More balloons! More colors! More streamers! More Glitter!"

-Holly Aaronson

Jo March

"A resolution that I will push to conquer is the limits that have been placed upon my character by the foolish laws, and freely publish my work."

-Maribella Alonzo

Pete the Cat

"My New Year's Resolution is to become a rockin' star and find that cool new groove in life."

-Maribella Alonzo

Joe Goldberg

"I will limit myself to one internal monologue per conversation. People get uncomfortable when I stare

too long while narrating their life in my head."

-Khloe Cruz

Bojack Horseman

"I want to stop screwing up every relationship I have. Whether it’s a lover, friend, colleague, etc., it always ends in me being awful to them. I wish to not live like that anymore.”

-Emily Flamino

Candace (Phinneas and Ferb)

"Dear Diary, this year, I really really wanna look better for Jeremy. I also wanna bu-bu-be a better person, and I want to finally BUST Phineas and Ferb in an ultimate busting megapalooza, but no… Candace, just breathe and think for a second. Okay. Anyways… Jeremy!!! <3"

-Sebastian Humer

Barbie

"This year I am tidying up my closet and donating some of my clothes despite the memories they hold, making space for the new memories in the upcoming year."

-Keira von Lutzow

Scarlet Witch

"This year my goal is to finally get my family back, no matter how many dimensions I’ll cross. I plan to expand my powers to finally get to my husband and children."

-Kayley Quintero